Women are evil.
If anything, it's because they have access to this question during a relationship.

"Do these pants make my ass look big?"

Why ask that of the male species if you want complete honesty from them?
We answer: "Big no. Sexy yes. Let me spank it."
Or some other "safe" answer.
In reality, we'd like to respond: "No. It's your big ass that makes your ass look big."

I figure women like putting there men in no-win situations just so they'll have to make it up to them in the form of dinner, backrubs, night of no sex, and/or watch a chick flick with them.

If only guys had access to something like that question.

The Random Quote:
"That's like being the smartest kid w/ down syndrome." - Anonymous

One of these days I'll remember something whimsical that happened to me and I can post it up here.
For now, all you get is this little filler.

Stop getting greedy people.

I did pick up the guitar again recently after a long hiatus.
Maybe I'll even post up an original song one of these days.

Hahahaha, right.
Too much of a perfectionist to let that happen.
You have a better chance of getting me to karaoke "hollaback girl" sober.

The Random Quote:
"What happens in Vegas should immediately be told to me when you get back." - Anonymous

Well, that was fun...
Try not to act too surprised.
YOU were always the one setting the tone.

Does anyone else want to join me in wondering if sushi will mix well with a healthy amount of alcohol tonight?
Just doing my best to remember meat is a no-no on Fridays on account of my religious beliefs.

Tonight.
Michael Tiernan
8pm
La Playa Cantina @ Restaurant Row in San Marcos.
All ages.
FREE

Be there or... don't be.
It's your choice. I'm not the type to force people to do anything they don't want to do.
Whatever it is you end up doing tonight, be safe about it.

My younger brother's a jackass by the way.
Making me pick him up from the Oceanside train station at midnight tonight.
He should just walk home from there.
So I don't have to think there's a chance I might get mugged tonight.
It'd be an interesting experience, but probably not an enjoyable one.

A little note to whoever has the voodoo doll of my likeness:
Please stop targeting my knees and my throat.

I've got enough things in my life breaking down on me right now.
I'd prefer to not have my body be added to that list.

Had some great "Laugh Out Loud" posts ready for the past few days.
Just forgot to put them down on paper.
Mah bad.

Support the Arts people!
Help me find auditions where I have a realistic chance of getting a role.
That don't involve full frontal male nudity.
I'm still a few months away from being comfortable with that so extra money won't be needed on a body double.

That would be a fun gig though.
"Look! That's my left ass cheek they're using for Brad Pitt!"
If only...

The Random Quote:
"Drink 'til it's alright." - Anonymous

A couple of important life lessons learned from work this week:
-Inventory days suck majorly.
-Saturday's get extremely busy on days where rain is in the forecast.

So yea, I'm out of grandpa's now.
Last one kicked the bucket a few days ago.
Burial's tomorrow.

Most people that don't know me too well are a bit taken aback at how well I can deal with this lost.
Let me level with you.
The past few years there have been birthday parties for him, it always ended when he got taken out by ambulance.
Being Filipino, half of my grandparents are dead 'fore I'm even born.
Large families, many deaths.

The only time I'd probably be really affected by the death of a grandparent would be my father's mother, whenever it eventually happens.
She took care of me and my brother's growing up while my parents were both busy working hard for our benefits.
There was a language barrier because I was never fully taught the native toungue, but the love was still felt 'tween us.

'Cuz I'm her favorite.
She always hooked me up with fried chicken when she knew she was gonna see me.
It was rough on me when she got breast cancer awhile back.
Imagine how it's gonna be like when she passes away.

Maybe I'll have a solid support group by than.
She did outlast the rest of her siblings.
And she was one of the younger ones.
I need to eat more fish.

I have an extra ticket to Canes this Wednesday.
Because my greek lil brho is a FAILURE.
Still got mad, manly, heterosexual love for him though.

21+ show.
Some of the best Indie music San Diego has to offer.
As a bonus, you get to see me faded.
Since I got my 2nd payraise after working a lil over a month, I'll probably be buying a round or two also.

Any takers?

The Random Quote:
"There are probably better ways of shaving a cat out there." - Anonymous

Why am I sober right now?
Probably cuz I'm not in the right mindset to be drinking right now.
That, and I need to stop having people flake on me.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone.
Pinches go out to those that deserve 'em.
Wanted to be celebrating with green beer throughout the day, but I had an unexpected late shift.

So yea.
Be safe, stay out of jail, and all that other good stuff.

I want to make use of my season pass to SeaWorld 'fore it expires this year.

The Random Quote:
"Liquor 'fore beer, you're in the clear." - Anonymous

Everyone that wasn't at the Belly Up Tavern tonight missed out.
Just an awesome night to turn what started out as a bad day into a good one.

Enlightening
Enchanting
Enamored
En....spired
Enron
Ender's Game

Ended up with a roughly $80 tab 'fore tips by the end of the night.
That's perfectly fine for $3 pints and good company.

Yes, I'm still buzzing.
Part alcohol.
Part natural high from the show.

If only you knew...

The Random Quote:
"Embrace the cheese." - Micheal Tiernan

It's always fun to find songs that have relevance to your life at that very moment.
The following is courtesy from a 19 year old young gun of R&B.

Reynard Silva - Cool With U

Tell me what's wrong, pretty lady
Cause you're looking lonely tonight
I know I can fix that
Do you wanna chill, if it's all right with you lady...
Now I'm not tryin' to holler at you
And girl, don't take me for a fool
But I gotta let you know
That I'm digging you
And I really really really wanna be
Cool with you, listen baby...

Ain't tryin' to rush into anything
Ain't tryin' to wear no wedding ring
I just wanna be cool
And no I'm not tryin' to get ahead
Ain't tryin' to get you in my bed
I just wanna be cool with you

(La da da da da da da...)
Is the melody when I think of you
You've got my head spinning 'round and round
And 'round and 'round and 'round
And you turn my frowns upside down
Please don't dismiss everything I'm saying
And I want you to know
That I ain't playin'
So would it be too much if I asked
To chill with you?
Don't call it a "first date", no no
Cause I just wanna be cool...

Ain't tryin' to rush into anything
Ain't tryin' to wear no wedding ring
I just wanna be cool
And no I'm not tryin' to get ahead
Ain't tryin' to get you in my bed
I just wanna be cool with you

I just wanna be cool
Cool with you

Ain't tryin' to rush into anything
Ain't tryin' to wear no wedding ring
I just wanna be cool
And no I'm not tryin' to get ahead
Ain't tryin' to get you in my bed
I just wanna be cool with you

Ain't tryna rush into anything...
I just wanna be cool
No, I'm not tryna get ahead...
I just wanna be cool with you.
--------------------------------

So yea, that song applies to YOU.
Not YOU.
I don't even like YOU.

Still working on his album to be released later this year.
Bastard needs to realize that every album has a miss or two.
Needs to release it now.
Or at least make this song available for download.
Keeps getting stuck in my head.
Moreso because I find myself wanting to serenade a lady with this.

To get it stuck in your head also, find him on Myspace.

The Random Quote:
"One look into your eyes, I'm hypnotized." - Reynard Silva

I can feel absolutely confident in saying that picking up Alexander is one of my life's biggest regrets.
Any others, I'm not entirely sure of at the moment.

Work was insanely busy from the get go.
Opened up shop a few minutes early because there were a few lil girls pressing there face up against the glass.
Great, good humored customers make the day go by easier.
As does selling a giant Whirly Pop.

It can be considered a blunt weapon.
It's just gargantuan in it's proportions.
Should be enough lollypop to last you half the year.
And I sold one today.
Now I can leave the job feeling truly at peace with myself.
Moreso if I managed to sell two in one day.
Almost...

If something happens, great!
If nothing does, no biggie.

The Random Quote:
"I just wanna be cool with you." - Reynard Silva

If there is truly one thing I'm bitter about as an end result of the termination of my last relationship, it's that I used up a damn good pet name on her.

Angel

From the time I first saw her and up until recently, I thought she was heaven sent.
Man, I was wrong.
Kinda lazy with my first ex: sweetie

Short, sinple, sweet.
Helluva lot better than my gravel pit of desire.
Or that thing I stick my penis into.

Oh well.
I'll probably come up with something great when the time comes.
For now, taking things reaaaaaallly slow to make sure it's not a rebound or fill the void type thing.

Because when I say "I love you"
It's not bullshit.
I truly mean it.

Damn all of my family members, how did they all get it all right on the first try?
Well, some through pregnancy, but the rest...

I need to be at the LAX by 1:20pm tomorrow.

I figure that trying to put toothpaste on my razor so I can brush my teeth this morning means I drank a lil too much the other night.

Those were some good times.
Well, the parts I can vaguely remember.

Wow.
There's slight hail in San Marcos right now.

My concert plans for the month of March is as follows:

SD's New Acoustic Generation @ The Belly Up Tavern
Hosted by Michael Tiernan
March 15th - 7:30pm
$5 cover charge.
21+ show

Awesome Independant/Acoustic Music @ Cane's
Jane Lui, Lindsey Yung, Trevor Davis, and Ernie Halter
March 22nd - 7:00pm
$6 pre-sale
$7 cover
21+ show

Michael Tiernan @ La Playa Cantina
In Restaraunt Row in San Marcos
March 24th - 8:00pm
FREE
All ages

Feel free to join me if you'd like.
Company is always welcome and appreciated.

Somewhere out there is a person named Anonymous that is receiving alot of credit for no good reason.

The Random Quote:
"Everyday there are more legal options for us." - Anonymous

Star 94.1 is letting me down.
Not only do I hear "hollaback girl" three times during my shift each day, along w/ the same 80's songs, but they're misusing the airplay of James Blunt's song Beautiful.

It used to be that everytime they played it a gorgeous woman would stroll into the shop.
Today it was 4 guys.

Fun thing about being single though, it IS okay to look.
And touch.
If I ever let myself get that far.

My greek lils are the shiznit.

Auditions are starting to pick up again.
I'm planning on breaking many legs.
Not Tanya Harding style though.

I was finishing up my second Newcastle Ale a few minutes ago when I realized I open up shop tomorrow.
Really wanted to go to the cheap wine next.

*sigh*

I am not an alkie.
I just need to get contact info from the ladies I'd like to get to know better.

If that didn't make sense to you, it's because you're not slightly buzzed like I am.
Sometimes it sucks to be able to hold so much liquor.

Let the randomness end.


Right about now.

A great smile will always get me.
Everything else is just a bonus.

For now, some quality R&B from one of the young guns.

Trey Songz - Comin' For You

My day had been so crazy
I know you've been waitin'
But babygirl it won't be long
'Cause soon I'm coming home
Oh the phones just started ringing
And my boys done got to fightin'
Next thing you know my mama called
Talking bout her car done stalled
I was almost there baby
And the sky just got hazy
Then rain began to fall
Then Grandma start going off
But I swear I'm comin' baby
I'm so sorry to keep you waitin'

You just keep holding on
Sleet, hail or snow
I want you know to know

I'm comin' for you
Get that love ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you
Get them hugs ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you

Ain't nothing gonna hold me back

Now the po's done pulled me over
But I swear girl I was sober
See they said I fit descriptions
Of a man that killed a witness
Oooh baby this aint fair
'Cause I was almost there

So just keep holdin' on
Sleet, hail or snow
I want you to know

I'm comin' for you
Get that love ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you
Get them hugs ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you

Speedin' hydroplaneing(sp?)
This rainy road
I know you need me so I gotta go
If lovin' was smoke
Then my baby's the dro(?)
And I need a hit so yo I gotta roll
And it don't matter what I gotta do
Get out my way 'cause see im on the move
No need to wonder who I'm comin' to
I'm coming for you

Im comin' for you
Get that love ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you
Get them hugs ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you

Rain, sleet, hail, or snow
I just need you know
That I'm coming for you

I'm comin' for you
Get that love ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you
Get them hugs ready, hold steady, my lady
I'm comin' for you
------------------------------

It's kinda like the booty call gone wrong in my mind's eye.
My video would have it start off with him at work receiving a text from his lady.
"I need you badly."
The rest of the video would be him speeding along a freeway.
Mix in shots of him responding to the phone calls he's getting right before the exit to his home.
During the chorus, mix in shots of him and his lady making love on satin sheets in a candlelit room because he's fantasizing.
Gets home, sloppy parking job.
Storms into the house, runs upstairs expecting his lady in sexy lingerie only to find her in the bathroom handing him a plunger.

If only I had enough time to pursue a career in Communications.

The Random Quote:
"I gotta admit that you've got my attention." - Chris Brown

I am about to state something very unmanly.
So for those that wish to not see me lose "man points" and possibly think less of me, please feel free to skip the next few lines.
Keep scrolling 'til you see ***** at the top of your window.




I miss cuddling.
No dry humping, no groping, no making out.
Just the simple act of lying and embracing each other.
Cradling my lady's head w/ my arm and shoulder, not even caring 'bout the stretch marks on my shoulder that would be the eventual results.


Think that's it.


************************

So yea, I'm definitely getting old.
Had an empty household for almost two weeks now and I've only managed to throw one social gathering.
It didn't even involve nakedness.

Have to pick up la familia from the LAX Saturday.
Please lecture me if I'm still online that morning and not dealing w/ traffic on the 5.

Should be enough time left to do something with the house right?
'Sides sliding around the floors in socks and underwear.
Probably just more of the yardwork.
And making the house not look like a bachelor's pad.
At least the animals are still alive.

I am no longer insomnia's bitch lover.
I'm managing to avg. 6 hrs. of sleep per night as opposed to 4.
The secret: Exhaustion
A 40hr. work week in retail can do that to a person.
Also cuz I stopped having certain dreams.
Found better subjects to focus on.

The Random Quote:
"Microsoft, another way of saying 5000 lawyers." - Anonymous

You ever feel like you were just someone's living dildo in a relationship?

Folklore states that having pimples means your in love.
I wasn't aware that a hefty love of fried chicken and sweets could bring about acne.
Because that's pretty much it nowadays.

I think that maybe I should've given up alcohol as opposed to tobacco for lent.
Three nights of bar-hopping takes a toll on my funds.
'Cuz I'm too damn generous sober or intoxicated.
Forgot I had to open shop Thursday.
A bit difficult to put on a good "work face" while hungover a bit.

Perhaps I'm over compensating the loss of cigars with alcohol.
Perhaps.
Or I might just be making up for lost ground from all my friends that have given up alcohol for lent.
Be strong.
And let me drink for you.

The main reason I took the extra hours at work yesterday didn't show up.
I also missed out on karaoke morning at the center of the mall.

There really is no main point to today's post.
But if you'd really like me to tie it all together in a central theme, I leave you with this:

Vacuums only suck when you turn them on.
There are sexual undertones and a life lesson to be learned from that.

The Random Quote:
"You made it clear when you said, I just don't love you no more." - Craig David

Man, has it really been that long since I've posted?
My apologies.
Also extended to the people that have to hear 'bout my single white pubic hair at random points of a conversation.

Again, I'm sorry.
It just bugs the hell out of me.
Anybody got a pair of tweezers I can borrow?
Using the restroom, it just stands there defiantly, mocking me.
Probably thinking to itself: "You're turning 24 this year, what am I doing here?"

Is it possible that one's own genital can become so frustrated that it gets white hairs?
If that's the case, hey YOU, thanks alot.

Alpha Psi Rho is 6 years, and one day old now as of this moment.
Happy Anniversary yo!

Note to self: You've given up tobacco for lent.
Which is brilliant, cuz I just opened up a new box of cigars over the weekend.

The Random Quote:
"The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care." - Offspring